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Canada joins UN peacekeeping mission to prevent civil war, asks if it can bunk with Brazil for a bit

OTTAWA — Members of the Canadian Armed Forces are joining a UN peacekeeping mission launched in an American nation in response to an...

Trump finds unlikely support for overturning election results in Trudeau

OTTAWA – While the US Congress is scheduled to count the Electoral College votes tomorrow and ratify November's election, President Trump...

Government officials apologize for attending 'not technically illegal' orgy during COVID lockdown

OTTAWA – Numerous government officials across Canada have responded to reports that they ignored public health recommendations meant to...

'Give me liberty or give me death' states anti-vaxxer moments before being devoured by zombies

CALGARY — As hoards of flesh-hungry undead continue roaming through Canadian cities and feasting upon the living, several prominent...

Trudeau explains they can't invade you if you invite them in first

OTTAWA – In response to Wednesday's leaked report that Prime Minister Trudeau and other top government officials were secretly injecting...

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