God goes on book tour, explains why Newfoundlanders "must be cleansed"

Liberals launch new ad campaign stating vaccinations are a leading cause of climate change

Governor general resigns and goes back to space home

Quebec borrows from hit TV show Mandalorian in attempt to boost curfew's popularity

Canada joins UN peacekeeping mission to prevent civil war, asks if it can bunk with Brazil for a bit

Trump finds unlikely support for overturning election results in Trudeau

Government officials apologize for attending 'not technically illegal' orgy during COVID lockdown

'Give me liberty or give me death' states anti-vaxxer moments before being devoured by zombies

Trudeau explains they can't invade you if you invite them in first

Humanity finally admits to Ted from Steinbach that he was correct and COVID-19 was never real

Trudeau tells Canadians not to worry about deficits, he won't have to pay them off

Penguin Random House staff try to ban alphabet for failing to be an 'ally'

Trudeau says Canadians will almost certainly probably get vaccines eventually