Trudeau agrees Quebec has power to reverse the Battle of the Plains of Abraham

White supremacists infiltrate Global Affairs Canada, teach staff "correct" way to shit on minorities

Liberal Party promises to borrow money if reelected, also to print money, also if elected later

NDP convention supports resolution banning "complexity"

CAF in crisis over sexual misconduct allegations, potted fern selected as new chief of defense staff

Conservative Party votes to become the NDP

Bank of Canada against cooling the housing market, tweets diamond hands and rocket ship emojis

God goes on book tour, explains why Newfoundlanders "must be cleansed"

Liberals launch new ad campaign stating vaccinations are a leading cause of climate change

Governor general resigns and goes back to space home