- Sep 2, 2021
- 1 min
Trudeau maintains support for "sexually aggressive" Liberal candidate
OTTAWA -- In standing by a controversial Liberal candidate, Prime Minister Trudeau is facing accusations of hypocritically betraying a...
- May 20, 2021
- 1 min
Trudeau agrees Quebec has power to reverse the Battle of the Plains of Abraham
MONTREAL — Quebec can unilaterally modify causality, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Tuesday. Trudeau told reporters that the federal...
- Apr 23, 2021
- 1 min
White supremacists infiltrate Global Affairs Canada, teach staff "correct" way to shit on minorities
OTTAWA – Several white supremacists have stepped forward to take credit following reporting that Global Affairs Canada has been...
- Apr 15, 2021
- 1 min
Liberal Party promises to borrow money if reelected, also to print money, also if elected later
OTTAWA – Following their uneventful convention last week, the Liberal Party has released their platform for the predicted upcoming...
- Apr 11, 2021
- 1 min
NDP convention supports resolution banning "complexity"
OTTAWA – During a three-day online convention that has had party members voting on resolutions to determine what should become part of...
- Apr 1, 2021
- 1 min
CAF in crisis over sexual misconduct allegations, potted fern selected as new chief of defense staff
OTTAWA -- In the aftermath of multiple sexual misconduct allegations that have rocked Canada's top military brass and left several key...
- Mar 27, 2021
- 2 min
Conservative Party votes to become the NDP
OTTAWA -- Following a three-day virtual party convention where a vote by party delegates took a surprising turn, Conservative Leader Erin...